I Had a Dream…
…or was is a nightmare? I was getting a nose job, and when the procedure was over, I excitedly looked in the mirror. Instead of the beautiful little schnoz I was anticipating, it looked exactly like Owen Wilson’s. Only it was off center, to the right of my face. The doctor told me not to worry, that this was normal. He said that once the swelling went down, it would look great, and would once again be centered. I accepted this explanation, and proceeded to wait. Got tired of waiting, so I woke up. With my own nose. Centered.
~Finis~
Funny said,
September 1, 2007 at 7:56 pm
Less wine before bed , less nonsense dreams you’ll have
moonbeammcqueen said,
September 2, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Actually, I’ve been eating pickles before bed, and I think that’s the cause. I had another really weird dream last night, which I’ll post later.
Brian said,
September 2, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Bet you’re glad that nightmare ended!
moonbeammcqueen said,
September 2, 2007 at 10:06 pm
…you have no idea!
awriterinthedesert said,
September 3, 2007 at 12:11 am
Thankfully you woke up, but the saddest part is Owen is stuck with that nose. And what a nose, it’s an entity all its own.
moonbeammcqueen said,
September 3, 2007 at 10:37 am
You’re right! Maybe that’s why he’s in rehab now. He had to escape the reality of that nose somehow…
Brian said,
September 3, 2007 at 4:07 pm
You guys are being mean.
Actually, I think his nose was broken at least twice in the past and that’s why it looks that way. He would actually be rather nice looking if he got it fixed, but imagine the hell he’d go through with the press. They’d have a field day talking about how shallow he was for changing it.
In a way, it’s kind of his trademark… sort of like Barbra Streisand’s.
moonbeammcqueen said,
September 3, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Now Brian, don’t go making me feel guity! I loved Marty Feldman (Igor in “Young Frankenstein”), but I don’t want his eyes. I love Olive Oyl, but I don’t want her figure. I love Owen Wilson, but I don’t want his nose on my face– not even in a dream! Actually, I like imperfections in celebrities– it makes them a bit more human. And you’re right– it is his trademark.
awriterinthedesert said,
September 3, 2007 at 7:52 pm
I absolutely LOVE Owen and he can camp out on my couch anytime, but I still think he should at least consider getting his nose fixed. I worry he’ll develop sinus problems from the awful breaks plus his raging coke addiction, and his medical insurance would cover it. It’s probably why Kate Hudson left him and, if that’s the case, shame on her for being so shallow. If Owen got it fixed (and quit buying blow), Kate would probably/mabye/ should go back to him.
awriterinthedesert said,
September 3, 2007 at 7:55 pm
Y’know, I just looked at the Owen montage again — I really studied it — and in the first photo it kind of looks like Peter Sellars’ nose in the Pink Panther movie where his wax nose melted. But I mean that in a really good way because I love both Owen and Peter Sellars.
moonbeammcqueen said,
September 3, 2007 at 10:26 pm
I love both of them too. And their noses. In my dream, I guess I was just sort of looking for something a little more…perky
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Rhinoplasty said,
January 24, 2008 at 8:01 am
wat kind of nose these guys have, it seem to be horrible.According to my view beauty of face can be judges through nose, i suggest to take better treatment to make there face beauty
Aaron said,
February 2, 2008 at 11:42 pm
You guys are so mean!
i have a big nose, and i know what it’s like to be ridiculed. but i just tell people ‘it’s not big, it’s european.’ throw in an accent, and the ladies love it.
moonbeammcqueen said,
February 3, 2008 at 12:03 am
@ Aaron: Awww…c’mon, we were just joking. I have nothing at all against big noses, in fact, often they’re quite nice, BUT— if you were a woman, and you had that dream, I’ll bet you’d be disturbed too.
Loooooobey said,
March 5, 2008 at 2:14 pm
OWEN WILSONS NOSE IS WELL SEXY
MEN WITH BIG NOSES ARE GORGEOUS! -well some
moonbeammcqueen said,
March 14, 2008 at 10:36 am
@ Loooooobey: I think Owen’s adorable. I just wasn’t expecting his nose to be on my face.
drrd said,
April 11, 2008 at 3:29 pm
haha i have a nose so big
Anonymous said,
May 17, 2008 at 3:21 pm
my nose is big too i hate it i wana die. but loads of ppl find me attractive and i do get d guys attention dno y? i fnk m the most ugliest fng dt walks on dis earth. (tho i dnt fnk it dt ugly as owens)lol
poop said,
June 9, 2008 at 9:37 pm
haha thats funny i cant believe that lol thats something i would definitely dream about
but kind of scary
yea u can tell that im bored right now
natalia said,
June 24, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Oi my name is natalia does not know to speak very English why I am Brazilian!
no actor is serious is of Rio De Janeiro more saying of this I finds one calls this deifeito in the nose it therefore has that to be a “gatão”
kiss [;)]As he says yourself here, he ties (k) soon
royalmongrel said,
July 23, 2008 at 4:16 am
POINTED NOSE IS A SIGN OF WISDOM AND BEAUTY….like me….
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Anneli said,
September 4, 2008 at 2:50 pm
My friend has a nose EXACTLY like his, but I don’t think she’s ever noticed…. she’s in denial XD So his might not of been caused by all the breaks, he might just have parents with odd noses….
sophia said,
September 16, 2008 at 7:59 pm
haha but owen’s nose isnt fake or anything…he broke it when he was boxing or whatever a long time before…looks pretty unfortunate though, but he’s hot enough, so its ok
Manće said,
September 28, 2008 at 1:20 pm
I like his nose.. <33 I think he look sweet
I agree– he does look sweet!
Tasha said,
October 4, 2008 at 7:14 am
I think his nose makes him look distinguished, & I love Owen Wilson, nothing will make me stop.. Owen rules!google
I love him too. Personally, I think his nose looks great on him, not so good on me.
Cassie said,
December 19, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Owen is extremely attractive okay… the nose works on him… he just wouldn’t be the Owen Wilson people know and love if he had a different nose. He would look to much like Luke….
yuly said,
December 27, 2008 at 5:54 pm
no entiendo un pedo alguien me puede traducir esta pagina?
Emma said,
January 5, 2009 at 10:30 pm
i htink hes hot, just my opinion =]
haha im jk but hes not ugly
Anonymous said,
May 29, 2009 at 10:57 pm
hahahahaha….that’s funny dream…
Web Dir said,
July 1, 2009 at 8:58 am
Owen looks GREAT
sofia said,
July 19, 2009 at 3:59 pm
we lo amo, es uno de los hombres mas sexy que vi en mi vidaaaaaaaaaaaaa por dios!
ES HERMOSOOOOOOOOO , TODO TIENE!!!!!!!!!!!
me encanta su boquita es parecida a la de jonh lennonnnnnnn ME ENCANTAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
rebeca said,
August 21, 2009 at 10:38 am
owen wilson is the best !!! I love him !! He´s very nice guy
fatima said,
September 2, 2009 at 12:46 am
wilsoooooooooooooooon,i love you aloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
kev said,
December 3, 2009 at 8:43 am
it’s just my dirty mind I guess: his nose resembles a penis.